About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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