But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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