This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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