So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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