Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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