I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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