Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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