need another drink. this is the easiest way
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
