Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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