whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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