In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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