Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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