I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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