she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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