So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
