hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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