fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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