Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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