last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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