Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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