why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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