I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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