I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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