i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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