I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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