So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
it's not cheating when I paid for it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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