I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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