Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It's shark week go big or go home
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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