He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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