Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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