haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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