Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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