ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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