have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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