she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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