So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
