If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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