He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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