Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
