I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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