Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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