stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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