Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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