why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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