All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize