Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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