The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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