Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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