We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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