im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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