dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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