At least make sure they are 18
Why
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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