it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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