I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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